SECRETARY POST INTERVIEW

It is easy to hire a secretary nowadays. If any one of you have any difficulty in hiring a secretary, you may ask me for help. I am one of the specialist in doing this job. One day, Company A wanted to hire a secretary and company A seek my expertise for help. Check-check, so far there are only 4 applicants applied for this post. They are AhMoon, Ahping, Ahlian and Ahleng. Each and everyone are very nervous and dunno what type of question I will ask them.

Before entering the interview room, I gave in a deep thought of what kinda question to ask them. Then the I called out ahmoon the first applicant to enter the interview room.


AceOne: Well ahmoon, my question is very easy and straight forward and I'll only ask you one question. That is...."A woman normally has two mouths, what's the difference between the two?

AhMoon: Err...Hmmm....One can talk but the other one kenot!

AceOne: Tenkiu, you may step out now. Please call ahping in will you?

Ahping entered the interview room and was asked the same question.

AceOne: A woman normally has two mouth, what is the difference between the two?

Ahping: Ohhh!!! senang nia...one is vertical and the other is horizontal!! Liddat can ar?

AceOne: tenkiu!! next please!

AceOne asked ahlian the same question in the interview room.....

Ahlian: Smiling shy..shy abit!!! errrr...One is hairy and the other isn't!!!! Liddis can ar?

AceOne: Tenkiu...ahlian...on your way out can you pls call ahleng in?

While outside the interview room, ahleng veli 'kan cheong' ledi, she asked ahmoon, ahping and ahlian what question this AceOne will pose...so that she can be well prepared. Then they told ahleng lah. Ahleng listened ledi veli the confident liao.... knock..knock on the door...


AceOne: enter!! Ahleng, i will ask you the same question like the rest of the applicants. I no bias wan. "A woman normally has two mouth, what is the different between the two?


Ahleng: I know !! I know the answer!!

AceOne: Faitit tell ...what is your answer?


Ahleng: One is for my use and the other is for my boss!!

AceOne: Kekekeke! Ahleng, you're hired!!!!!!!





Muahahahaha!!!!!!!! Next time find me la wei! for interbiew your next secretary!

CARTOON TIME - JUST KIDDING!!

Hello! good day everybody. It time for cartoons. This cartoons are continuation from here wan.

While breast feeding in the park, your baby saw a bigger nen nen and wanted that larger pot of milk, what do you do leh? kekeke




Check out your childrens skool bags. Nowadays childrens oso got stress wan you know!! It might not be a gun but your child could be armed with your kitchen knife.!! hahahaha





Woah! this lonely wife "curi makan" lah!!! Childrens nowadays veli smart wan. Kena tangkap basah! LOL








Nah! I dun believe this statement! kekekeke




I tell you one secret, you dun go tell him...wokeh? This is how ahpek does it when ahpek soh tarak kasi. wakakakaka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF I AM DAMN 9 RICH !!

Early-early morning while in the opis ....something amazing happened!!! I was pondering.....what will i do if i'm damn 9 RICH!!



I'll buy the moonlight




My living room will hava a window which can look for the world.



My pet will have diamond teeths, hehehe



My leng lui servant always ready wan!



My glass made only by original diamonds.



I'll play golf at sea! You never try before leh!!!!




My security guards on standby 24 hours a day!



My toilet paper rolls!! WTF!!




My mansion with perfume swimming pool wan.



My 'ahmad' washing my gold plated car! Apa maciam?



I will have a diamond stud laptop to blog. kekeke



My travelling car...chun anot? Who wan free ride?



My dream holiday villa.



Leng lui Nesh wanted this, okay lah...and Hawaii trip no problem geh! hehehe





Suddenly Boss walked in,' smack forehead....!!! Dropped down from the chair!! Mana lu mia reports? Boss asked...yerterday how many sales you brought in? Where you go canvass??



Boss..reports i'm still writing boss!! Yesterday kosong sales Boss!!


You think liddat anot ar?? wakakaka!!!
P/s: Pictures compliments from Worth 1000.com

AHBENG LONG LOST FRIEND PAY A VISIT

When you wanna rush out for work early in the morning and your car cannot starts or get it get too heavy too move. What would you do? Many of us I'm sure will open up the front car bonnet to check what the hell is going on, right? What would you do if you find this inside your cold engine? Hahaha...check it out! AhBeng has this problem to solve!





AhBeng mia car.







His long lost friend come to pay him a visit last nite, but the door is locked.



So his friend spent the night in his car.




Ahbeng called for help! His friend got stucked into the engine.





At last Ahbeng's mia friend got rescue and taken to a safe place for treatment. Ahbeng finally can go to work liao. Ahbeng happy...his friend also happy!!

AH LIAN GOES FOR FACE LIFT

Today's mia Liddis-Liddat stori sponsored by Babyfiona. Hehehe...I edited it sikit oni-lah just to sound abit syiok! The stori liddis wan:-

Once upon a time hor, AhLian found out that AhBeng no more lafu her ledi. She of course veli sad lah. She was wondering what went wrong. After a while, she found out the reasons liao. It is her face ler! She doesn't looked as pretty and sexy as before liao so i order to wins AhBeng mia heart back, she decides to have a face lift.

She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she asked Aaron Woolala, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

Aaron : Errrr...I think about 32 nia.

Ahlian: *happily* I'm exactly 47 liao! (Ahlian kembang ledi-lah now that people see her younger ledi)


A little while later she goes into McDonald's to buy her lunch. Ahlian then tanya sama the counter girl Nastasshea the very same question.

Nastasshea: "I guess you are about 29.

AhLian: Nope, I'm 47.

Now, she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drugstore on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks Huei this burning question.

Huei: "Look see-look see" Oh, I'd say 30."

AhLian: I am 47, but thank you.... I'm so proud today!


While waiting for the bus to go home, AhLian saw Danielctw at the bus stop and asked him the same question.

Danielctw: There was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her.

Ahlian finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead." Danielctw slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins to feel her nen nen slowly and carefully. After a couple of minutes ahlian asked Danielctw, apa maciam? how old am I??

Danielctw giving her one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says :-

"Madam, you are 47."

Ahlian was stunned and amazed, that was incredible, how could you tell young man?

Danielctw: If i tell you hor, you plomise you won't get mad wan , wokeh?

Ahlian: ok..ok...faitit tell me lah

Danielctw: Smiling like a crook ledi.... I was standing behind you in line at McDonald's lah!!


Ahian:

AHBENG JOIN CLASS

Lately, Ah Beng saw his wife ahlian everiday oso go for classes. Being a suspicious fellar, he asked his wife what classes she is attending. AhLian oso dowan to tell him lar...then ahbeng tulan ledi!!


Ahbeng: Lou por...why you dowan tell me what class you are attending jek?

Ahlian: Ahem! *Drool eyes* Go play far far!

Ahbeng: Tell me lar...i wan to join also wor! lou por ..can anot?

Ahlian: My dear...this class is only for ladies lar...you kenot join wan! Go watch football!!

Ahbeng: I dun care! I mati mati oso wan to join this class!

Ahlian: Nabeh! you dun regret it ahhh lou kung!

Ahbeng: me no regrets wan lou por.... hehehe.

Ahlian: Tomolo you come with me lar go class together-gether.

Ahbeng: wokeh set!


The next evening Ahbeng early-early sampai at the place ledi with ahlian. Ahlian ask ahbeng to put on his attire in order to enter the class.

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Ahbeng says...liddis can anot?
Hahahaha

AceOne Air 's Cabins

Do you all still remember my "AceOne Air"? That I became a pilot wan! Tarak remember meh? NO?? This CaptainPek is my "AceOne Air" mia co-pilot leh? If you all have forgotten that Aceone Air, let me referesh you-lah. Nah..click here please. Must say please wan you know...if not peoples tarak want to read wan.

Nope...we didn't take over anymore new airlines. The last take over was Safesex Air. Today, my captain Pek is very free to bring you all go see the cabin la. Captain Pek plomoted liao la! Kakaka The place where we and the rest of the crews sleep wan.


Boeing 747-400 AceOne Air.


Cabins for flight attendants - Female Staffs




Cabins for flight attendant - Male Staffs



Boeing 777 AceOne Air


Captain Pek spesel make love mia cabin




Captain Ace mia cabin.



AceOne Air (AirBus A-340)


For flight attendant - Male cabin crews


Boeing 777 AceOne Air


For flight attendant - Female cabin crews



Aiya! Diswan I forgot which model liao, soli-soli...!!





Of course diswan is my private mia resting cabin la!!
come with in flight TV and Telecommunication wan.
Errr...AceOne Air Boeing 777



Diswan is AceOne Air (Airbus A380)


Mixed resting place - Male and Female wan!


So...after touring my AceOne Air mia cabins, what do you all think? Okay anot?? Chun leh!!
At AceOne Air, we give our cabin crews top priority wan. We will make you feel veli comfortable when flying with us. Not forgetting our customers, they are also feel veli comfortable wan.

Recently, Captain Pek and me went flying and wanted to takeover more airlines but many failed and not up to our expectations. We failed to understand that other airlines hor... their cabin crews dun enjoy the same priviledge compared with Aceone Air wan ler. You dun believe me meh? Okay lah.... Scroll down abit la.


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Phewit!! Halo cha boh! ....Halo!!!! you "run light" (chau kong) ledi la. You so tired meh? What you did jek? Shhhhhhhhh !!!!! dun laugh too loud lah? You might wake her up!! Gip her a break ler, can anot? Liddis oso can ar?


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